Red Bull Slogan Satire [Marketing Parody]

July 10, 2014

Fred was different than the other Cans.

He wanted to somehow carry on his family legacy. But the problem with Fred was he tended to lack creative vision. “I’m a realist,” he would tell other Cans.

Fred wanted to give people something that was more than just metaphorical…he desired to give out something real. Tangible.

So Fred spent hours sitting on a store shelf pondering how he could serve his purpose while also giving young people a benefit they could use in a practical way…

One day an idea came to him.

“I’ll give them something they can sink their teeth into,” he thought.

Daring to be unique, Fred chose a different path no other Can had ever done before.

He filled out an application…Got a job…

Today, Fred gives people more than just wings…

“You want fries with that?”

Moral to the story: Don’t Take a Marketing Campaign Literally

Redbull gives you wings


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  1. bobby weaver says:    •   6 years

    Hey Kaboomis,

    Good satire K-Man!…who doesn’t love their Can. I sit on mine every morning! Unfortunately, My Can Can’t… It would if it Could but it Can’t. My Can is a Trash Can. It too, works at KFC, but it has to sit outside in the smoldering heat and only gets to ask an occasional customer, “You want flies with that?”
    And my Can is old and ugly…its face has aged about as well as an apple core. In fact, his ugly mug once backed a starving bulldog off a plate of guts. Would I lie?

    Well, gotta go, but first I must share some incredible news. Some day in the distant future at President Obama’s funeral, they have chosen two people to assist in the services. Nancy Pelosi will give the “eulogy” and I get to give the “rebuttal.” Life is good…and just remember Matthew, “Nobody has more fun than people!”

    o & o ,


    1. Matthew Loomis says:    •   6 years Author

      Ha ha, Bobby, you so crazy!

      I mean this in a good way…That’s the wackiest comment I think I’ve ever received on any blog in my life. 🙂

      Hope to see you here again soon, Bobby!

  2. Troy says:    •   6 years

    He’s using his wings for something better than he was marketed for.

    He grab the “red bull” by the horns and charged his own course.

    Go Fred!!!

    1. Matthew Loomis says:    •   6 years Author

      Nice one, Troy. 🙂

      I know I’m happier with a belly full of hot wings. Fred is giving people real happiness. 🙂